A pipe burst in a lawyer’s house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.

The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a lawyer!."

The plumber quietly replied, "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."

The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a lawyer!."

The plumber quietly replied, "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."